'Arrow' Finale: Six Things We Totally Hated

*MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT* This season of "Arrow" built up to an unbelievable finale full of surprises, rescues, meaningful stares, kick-ass fight scenes, 120 ways to stab a guy with an arrow, and that whole "Save the World" kinda thing our heroes are so darn good at. There was so much to love, but we gotta admit, there were half a dozen things we soooo totally hated:

1. Total #Ollicity fake-out, man. I mean, from a total shocker gasping drama moment it was AWESOME. But for our poor, long-suffering, Felicity-adoring hearts, it was so, so, so cruel.

No one wants that implied "...like a sister" after the abs-liscious man of your DREAMS tells you "I love you..." No one, I tell you!

2. Thea always takes the completely irrational route. Yes, Roy totally shouldn't have lied to her, as usual. And she's had her fair share of betrayals. But to respond by disappearing into the ether with creepy mass murderer dad who's so proud of you for shooting him and still disses Tommy even after he's dead? Oh yeah, that seems like a sound decision.

Plus, Thea made Roy cry. Now that's just uncalled for.

3. Killing Isabel. Ollie totally needed to get slow, cruel revenge for her stealing the family company. And ya know, totally creeping Oliver out by sleeping with him...and his dad. Double-dipping in the Queen family line, soooo not cool.

4. Why does Slade have to stay evil? This buff, pirate-y, gravelly-voiced dude is too hot to be rotting down in an underground island prison. Can he and Ollie get together and play chess like Professor Xavier and Magneto? Can we get a crazy but hot girl in the cell with him for steamy conjugal visits? Give us something in Season 3 of "Arrow," please!

5. The Lance family send-off. "Byeee Sara! Have fun being a sadistic, emotionless assassin!" How on earth does one go from lamenting her awful bargain to save the city/world to grinning and waving at the pier as you send your loved one off to a life of cruelty? So confused, "Arrow" writers, so confused!

6. Daddy Lance is in trouble! And we WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS UNTIL SEASON 3!! AUGH!!! There'd better be some serious rescuing going on when we get back, no way they can deprive us of all that tall, cynical, hairy-chested DILF goodness.

So, "Arrow" fans...what did you hate -- or love -- about the Season 2 finale??




PHOTOS: "Arrow" finale "Unthinkable" screencaps, 2014, CW, fair use.

Eva Green is Everything in 'Penny Dreadful'

Eva Green is Everything, really. While Showtime's new horror series "Penny Dreadful" boasts a wealth of yummy casting choices, Eva as Vanessa Ives is what sucks you right in. It's easy to believe that characters, even supernatural ones, seem bewitched by her intense gaze. As she recruits the suspicious but intrigued gunslinger Ethan Chandler (Josh Hartnett) to her somewhat ambiguous cause, she is all at once lovely, creepy, vulnerable, and totally kick-ass. She displays such steely resolve, a woman on a mission, and as she sweeps into rooms in her elegant black lace gowns, we feel both awed and a little frightened of her intensity.

After only the pilot episode, it's a bit early to tell how well "Penny Dreadful" will hold up as it progresses, but it's a captivating start. Be warned, it's plenty violent, like a cross between a Tarantino film and those bright red, graphically violent Medieval paintings I'm always strangely drawn to at the Art Institute in Chicago. On Ethan's first mission as hired gun, he follows Vanessa and Sir Malcolm (Timothy Dalton) into the shadowy parts of town, to the grisly, body-part-strewn lair of frightening beasts that suck the blood out of their victims and turn them into monsters. But oh, there's so much more to it than a garden variety vampire tale.

Much of the series is set up to play on the darkness within; each of the characters has something to hide, and in Vanessa's case, perhaps some otherworldly power to control. She even sees "hidden depths" in Ethan, which you might think is asking a lot of Hartnett, unless you'd seen him in "Lucky Number Slevin ," of course.

With the addition of Dr. Frankenstein (Harry Treadaway), and next week, Dorian Gray (Reeve Carney, aka Broadway Spiderman), "Penny Dreadful" promises to be a tasty little adventure. I am looking forward to how the series unravels mysteries and creates new ones, and digs painfully deep into its characters.

And as ever, there is beautiful Eva, with her hypnotic eyes and challenging smirk and the seductive cadence of her voice. I count on her to carry me through the blood-stained floors and hellish walls full of spiders and the dangerous dark recesses of men's souls...and soulless monsters.

Tune in to "Penny Dreadful" on Showtime, Sundays at 10/9c.

Watch the premiere episode:



Worship at the altar of Eva, you won't regret it:



PHOTOS: "Penny Dreadful" screencaps, 2014, Showtime, fair use.